December222014
December102014

donttwalkaway:

pizzaforpresident:

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

(via cumbermums)

December92014

asbehsam:

dean-and-samwinchester:

blackfemalepresident:

emma watson is kindergarten feminism. shes “lets scrape the surface of sexism but not point any fingers because i dont want men to dislike me” feminism. shes mayonnaise feminism.

Or Emma Watson is a smart powerful woman who knows that the minds of world leaders are too fragile and she can’t afford to risk offending their manhood.

Its called rhetoric, and she’s fuckin good at it.

Go eat your mayonnaise somewhere else.

image

(via slothsarentcute)

11PM

queersci:

Molly Weasley having so many grandchildren that the kids start stand in specific formations to spell bad words with their sweaters in the Christmas photos

(via shelbybyr)

please 

10PM

nation-of-homeskillets:

illumise:

If the toys in Toy Story died the kids would keep playing with them like normal, but the other toys would be playing with their dead friend.

Why would u type this

(via cas-give-me-the-pie)

omg 

10PM

(via loki-cat2)

5PM

balfies:

why in deathly hallows did they have everyone polyjuice themselves into harry when harry could have polyjuiced into a muggle and have been driven to safety away from the threat of death eaters who don’t know how to work things in the muggle world

who came up with these plans anyway

(via clotpolesonly)

October292014

doeeyedpdsmessiah:

All I really want from JK Rowling is Hogwarts student handbook. And the professors syllabuses. I wanna know snape’s bathroom break policy, and flitwick’s late work policy, and how many tardies equal an absence, and how many books you can check out from the library at one time, how many credits does a student need in order to graduate.

(via sterek-24)

October272014
prepstergrunge:
“ this guy killed people’s children and the media finds the most innocent, clean-cut photos they can of him to almost make us feel bad for a kid who had so much potential if only he hadn’t gone and SHOT HIS CLASSMATES. when black kids...

prepstergrunge:

this guy killed people’s children and the media finds the most innocent, clean-cut photos they can of him to almost make us feel bad for a kid who had so much potential if only he hadn’t gone and SHOT HIS CLASSMATES. when black kids have done nothing wrong and are killed by cops, we’re shown the most incriminating photos that can be dug up so people can feel like they “deserved it.” it’s disgusting. stop.

(via imamegafangirl)

2AM
lavishliquor:
“ thequeenrem-ains:
“ hairyholly:
“ moonglade-poetess:
“ tastefullyoffensive:
“ Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.
”
fixed it.
”
Laughing so hard at the fix
”
IT’S LIKE 75 PERCENT CLIT YOU LAZY SHITS
LICK IT, FLICK IT, TEASE...

lavishliquor:

thequeenrem-ains:

hairyholly:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

Laughing so hard at the fix

IT’S LIKE 75 PERCENT CLIT YOU LAZY SHITS
LICK IT, FLICK IT, TEASE IT, MASSAGE IT, USE A VIBE, OBTUSE, RUBBER GOOSE, GREEN MOOSE, GUAVA JUICE, GIANT SHAKE, BIRTHDAY CAKE, LARGE FRIES, CHOCOLATE SHAKE

I’m done with this fucking website

(via clotpolesonly)

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